Do you see how long his hair is? When Dothroti are defeated in Madden, they cut off their braids so the whole world can see their shame. Khal Brogo has never been defeated.

Dunior easily takes on the other members of the class.

Many people who once practiced the ancient art of Cugitsu are flocking to Dujitsu.

Neither the Cugino nor the Gator were hurt in this attempted capture

The Cugino and the Gator feared for their lives earlier this week while they swam in Louisiana. Unbeknownst to the Cugino, residents of Louisiana are featured on the History Channel show Swamp People, where they hunt gators. Many of the characters on the show heard the Cugino was in the area and switched their normal bait of rotten chicken on hooks to Ricobenie’s, Freddie’s, or Punky’s sandwiches on hooks. The hunter in the above picture regarded the Cugino’s Gator as “The biggest thing he’s ever seen” and “I thought ‘The Gator’ was a myth like ‘Big Foot’ (not to be confused with the Twin Lakes Big Foot), but that thing was scary big.” It is not known whether the hunters will take their summer gator hunting season to Twin Lakes later this year.

As of Sunday night, Willy furthered his lead in the Death Pool with an unprecedented 3rd death. While no one can prove if he cheated during the draft (See: Franky picking Oscar Niemeyer ‘an architect he read about the previous day in the newspaper who appears #3 on deathlist.net, Booyow is investigating whether he knew who Oscar was or the fact he can read is the bigger lie) many of his competitors are claiming he may have called the psychic hotline during a quick bathroom break during the draft. His brother John claimed, “I don’t know, when he plays Call of Duty he throws grenades around the map in random places and gets kills then yells, ‘Miss Cleo Frag!’ but come on, three deaths? He’s definitely got someone out there helping him, we need to check the phone records that day to see if he called Miss Cleo or not for advice.” It is not known whether or not if Fred will put Soothsayer on his resume.

Quite a stir here with the Cugino climbing the rankings and Wags losing his #2 spot to Stock. It should also be mentioned that Stock was on a serious heater and made a threat to the #1 spot but later regressed. The bottom of the chart is of course filled with the players who play on PS3, losers.

His hands are also two sizes too small.

No Smokin’ Joe you weren’t a first round pick, but you certainly acted like one

With the unfortunate passing of boxing legend Joe Frazier, Willy has taken the lead in the Death Pool for the time being. Willy announced he was the winner late Monday night, but was later informed the Death Pool was not in a Death Off and in fact was extended until January 1, 2012 (or 105 days after Halfway to St. Patrick’s Day according to Tommy Math).

Booyow.net will investigate whether John used commissioner tools to change the Death Pool from a ‘Death Off’ to ‘End Date January 1, 2012.’