Not much surprise here, Fred’s been on top of the rankings since he and the Ravens defeated other Fred and the Saints (Wow, way to choose the best team on the game) a few years ago for the #1 spot. Interesting to see where Woody and Tommy will land when they play a ranked match. The Cugino still continues to work on his offense and strategically picking the weather to defeat opponents.
A gives a thumb's up to Bruno as they have a celebratory drink
Following his own tradition, that of his fantasy genius cousin‘s tradition, and his other genius cousin‘s tradition (perfect semester), Bruno again tops the Law Charts. Booyow.net would like to congratulate Bruno on ‘A’ job well done in Criminal Procedure: Investigative Process. With the A earned in this class Booyow.net is heavily considering making him the lead of the investigatory team.
The Dictator of the Bridgeport Fantasy Football League announces the 2010 Draft Order
Beslic’s appeal to join the league was unfortunately denied
For the first time ever, the Bridgeport Fantasy Football League will determine the Draft Order before the draft. In a rare occurrence, John, Fantasy Dictator since 2000, made a decision that was applauded by members of the league. The members of the league hope John will retire from his Dictator position at the end of 2010 and open elections for a new commissioner. The writer of this post wants the last place team dropped out and Beslic reinstated for the 2011 season.
Franky shows off his new VFW hat, while MVP can only stand and admire them late Saturday night
Saturday night Vince, Frank, and Willy were on a trip up north when the Cugino (Franky) exclaimed, “Look at this crew! Franky, Vince, Willy, FVW! We’re better than MVP from Jersey Shore!” The moniker of ‘FVW’ didn’t sound quite right, then it dawned on them, and all three at the same time exclaimed, ‘VFW!’, citing the similarity between their initials and the initials of the Veterans of Foreign Wars. The crew immediately hit the various bars of Lincoln Park to search for talent, but none could be found. Depressed, they retreated to their home bar of Halligan. Willy commented, “Sometimes you just don’t do good out on a Saturday night, I’m looking forward to the White Castles on the way home.”
VFW would not comment on when they were next going out, fearing the news would mob Lincoln Park bars to over capacity.
Come on AP, look at the camera next time
The Madden world was shocked early Tuesday morning as Fred defeated Chris in Madden, even though Fred is fairly new to Xbox 360 and Chris is a veteran. Fred established the run game as Adrian Peterson had 10 carries for 264 yards and 2 tds, Tavaris Jackson got the win. Fred stated, “You know Stock is a great guy. He’s always there for me when I need a heart to heart or a Call of Duty session. Furthermore, he’s in the triumvirate of best friends with myself and Vince, where we each consider the other as equal best friend. But any chance of stopping my run game? I think not. I’ve been considered the best Madden player ever since I defeated the Road Dog with the Ravens. Brandon was influential in getting Brian Westbrook off the game so I couldn’t use him, but I feel confident ridin’ dirty with Adrian Peterson for Madden 2011.”
Fred did not state whether he would use McNabbology this year.
Chris declined comment through text messaging, only sending us this photo,
Apparently, he was displaying the jersey of someone not as good as Patrick Willis (but who is?).
The Road Dog can only think of one word, Shalom’d.
V Neck took the third lead of the year with a Peacing of JJW early Monday afternoon. Booyow had already made a post claiming Kinsey took the lead for her comment of, “Bruno doing the electric bicycle” on this photo, but V Neck’s peacing is the obvious choice. With under four months left in the Peacing season, Booyow.net wonders if anyone will top this.
*To whoever commented, the Peacing season does in December, before the Holy Week of Fred, Jesus, (And the culmination) of Vince’s birthday.
Thumbs up? More like thumbs down, way down.
John sent shockwaves through Hollywood on Saturday evening when he posted to his Facebook account: “Congratulations to Dinner for Schmucks, as you’ve firmly planted yourself at #2 on my list of Worst Movies Ever.”
John is infamous for exaggerating disappointment movies and only slight failures as “the worst thing ever.” “Schmucks” now follows 300 as the worst movie of all time.
Zack Galifianakis responded, “Second worst movie of all time? I know the movie was bad. But it wasn’t that bad. It wasn’t ‘Pluto Nash’ bad. It wasn’t ‘Disaster Movie’ bad. It wasn’t ‘All About Steve’ bad.
Steve Carrel lamented, “Sure it sucked. I knew the script was weak. But I felt Paul [Rudd], Zack [Galifianakis], and I would be able to elevate the material. I guess we didn’t. I mean, I knew the movie wasn’t my next ‘[40 Year Old] Virgin,’ but yeesh. It’s worse than ‘Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd?’ Really?”
Rudd shared Galifiankis and Carrel’s sentiment. “I was in ‘Halloween: the Curse of Michael Myers!’ for Christ’s sake! That was the fifth sequel to a series that had died four sequel’s prior! That was worse than this!”
Galifianakis added, “’Daddy Day Camp,’ ‘It’s Pat,’ ‘Phat Girlz,’ ‘Meet Dave!!’”
Carrel pointed at Galifianakis and said, “What about ‘Chairmen of the Board?’ Oh! ANYTHING NATIONAL LAMPOON HAS MADE IN THE PAST TWENTY YEARS!”
When reached for comment all John could muster was, “Dreck. Utter and complete Dreck!”
Kazaam.
Booyow.net will continue to follow this story to see if GQ posts a good rating of the movie, thus changing John’s opinion on the film.
Cugino takes some time out of his busy day to relax and blow some bubbles in his bathroom.
Local Twin Lakes’ residents pray at Church that the Mushroom crop is not devastated by the current heat wave.
Chucky (left) advises Ricky (middle) to keep praying, while Chucky (right) persuades him to take a trip to the Pink House late Friday night.