You teased me with your 10 receptions for 133 yards in Week 1. Then you teased me the next week with 5 receptions for 81 yards and a TD. Then a bunch of crappy games followed with no receptions or tds, and then you got suspended. Then you pulled your hamstring and shot yourself. I wasted my third round pick on you. dick head.
Former Halligan Hulk Frank Vulich has been banned from Halligan Bar in Chicago. Frank, who once kept order in the bar with his Hulk status, was removed from the bar by guest bouncer Uncle Phil. Frank said it was unfair because Uncle Phil had many years of experience from throwing DJ Jazzy Jeff out of his mansion. One might wonder how Halligan Bar will pay the electricity bills without Frank.
The independent research of controversial historian Frank Vulich has ousted Paul Morris from the Greek Community. About a year ago, Frank began to research whether or not Paul Morris was Greek. Frank was highly suspicious and through his excellent research has found Paul Morris to be a Fugazi Greek. Frank’s primary sources were history books, that all said Paul was not Greek.
Ever since he first dressed up for Halloween in 1978, it has always been a life long dream and goal of Joe Russo to dress up as his hero Bret the Hitman Hart. We at booyow.net would like to congratulate you Joe Russo on accomplishing this goal. Numerous sources state that Russo was in complete character as he performed Bret’s 3 moves throughout the night, the punch, the drop kick, and of course his finisher, the Scorpion Death Lock. Many also commented that Russo realistically portrayed Bret having one of his many strokes.