Sources say Joe left his Sicilian Knife Fighting gang to join a local chapter of the triads.

Sometimes, you just gotta look good.

Booyow.net would like to extend our best wishes to Bruno as he celebrates his 23rd year on the earth. Many are hoping tonight Bruno will repeat his performance on his birthday two years ago in 2007. The night will most likely be filled with an assortment of wheatless and gluten free products. It is reported at 10:45 PM Bruno will go out side and ceremoniously light a stack of wheat on fire.

Surveillance photographs showed this unidentified man stealing a Nintendo Wii from the apartment on Friday afternoon. Police found no fingerprints because the above burglar has gloves on, but dogs did follow a faint scent of hamburgers.

Police are more interested in a mysterious character who can only be identified as ‘Russo’ who delivers bags of money throughout the neighborhood.