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Booyow.net would like to extend an apology to Chris Stocker labeling him the Laziest Person Ever as one Booyow.net reader caught him standing up and selecting various Carrie Underwood songs.

Rumors confirm Ricky Scumaci has signed a 3 year sponsorship deal with Italy. The terms of the contract strictly state Ricky cannot wear any track jackets, shirts, belt buckles, etc. of any other city or country. Brooklyn and Italy both negotiated deals with Ricky, but he chose to stay loyal to his long time sponsor. The above picture shows Ricky and sister with Italian president Giorgio Napolitano. Napolitano presented Ricky with a new Gold Italian belt buckle to replace his old one.

Video entirely not true as we all know Ryan Atwood would have no problem taking a life.

Booyow.net would like to extend congratulations to Vince Arrigo for winning the tallest person in the ONIAC. The competition was immense as many of the people in the picture play Basketball for Mark Sheridan, St. Lucy’s, and many other schools in the neighborhood. The above picture shows Vince’s dominance in this competition. He soars at least six inches over the next tallest person. Third Place winner Captain D cited Vince only won because Vince wore his Eastern European Boots that day which gave him a 2″ to 3″ advantage over everyone in the picture.

On Saturday, a fight broke out at Victory liquors between the 10 large bouncers and a few gentlemen from the neighborhood. No one was seriously harmed, but an eyewitness stated via text message about one booyow.net reader, “Not good, tossed him like a sack of potatoes.”

The above picture is an artist’s rendition of the fight.

Delicious City = Filet Mignon and mashed potato.

Joe Russo eluded friends and authorities after he quickly left Cubby Bear bar around 1 AM. Sources say an empty Black Nissan Altima sped down Clark street. An employee of the McDonalds said, “It was unusual, when we first saw the car at 9 PM, there were three gentlemen in the back seat which is unheard of in Russo’s car. Then when he left, there was no one in the car, it was as if he ditched his friends.”

One of Joe’s friends, who asked to not be named, commented, “This is one of the typical actions of as we call him, ‘Old Snake in the Grass Russo.’ Many times one of our friends was denied a trip to Halligan Bar because the back seat was occupied by Shana or Nicole, I legally can’t mention the names of who occupies the spots now because of their age, but its a shame.”

A judge has ruled Joe is to pay 8$ each to Fred, John, and John, who were forced to take a cab ride home.