courtesy of Caruso

After much deliberation in the Halo Arena, it was finally decided that Vince from this day forward shall forever be known as Darrigo.

To celebrate this name change, Doritos (where the inspiration for the nickname originated) released a special edition bag of Dariggos. Doritos also commented the bag would also celebrate the renaming of Stockdawg08[1] to BigDoubleDizzle.

“Stockdawg08″ Stocker and Fred “Stockdawg08[1]” took a much needed vacation this weekend. The team, one of the most dominant in Halo, is taking a break while Stocker’s XBOX360 is in repair. Stockdawg[1] commented, “You know its really hard not going out there, engaging 3sbs and then acquiring targets, but sometimes you got to take a break. When I say, ‘You think this is a game? This shit’s my fucking life’ after picking someone off with the 3sb, I don’t mean it literally.” The two were seen at a St. Patrick’s Day party over the weekend. Team leader Stockdawg08 added, “We’re just two big dudes trying to have a fun time, just because we’re gods at Halo doesn’t mean we can’t go out. The best part about the vacation was we got away from Dariggo (Cool Ranch, not Bold Spicy). Dariggo just sits there while we dominate with his negative comments and we just needed to get away from that negativity. He [Dariggo] really needs to embrace that nickname.” The team is looking forward to this weekend with the 3-6 back.

Booyow.net would like to extend a congratulatory note to Patrick Willis on the Sears Tower being renamed to Willis Tower. After P Dub sacked the tower, it was forced to name itself after the extraordinary linebacker of the San Fransisco 49ers.

POPULATION, YOU!

The above picture shows Old Snake in the Grass Russo stealing yet another woman. Russo has been a known snake in the grass for many years, both he and his partner Paul Morris openly admit to being old snakes in the grass. Stocker went to apprehend Russo, but we all know Stocker has a huge fear of snakes.

In other news, a loyal Booyow.net reader submitted this link (I would not click it at work) stating, and I quote, “big surprise this guy is a russo.”

Late Sunday evening, Vince Arrigo left a competitive game of monopoly to go to an undisclosed location. The above picture shows one of the players chasing Vince outside to make him keep his commitment to play, but unfortunately he lost his hat because of it. The man commented, “I did not lose the hat from the breeze of the car speeding away … I lost it because when a man makes a commitment to play monopoly, he sticks it out no matter how long or boring the game is.” Many people believe he left the game because two other players each controlled a monopoly.

Rumors are swirling that he will also miss tonight’s volleyball game, but Booyow.net refuses to believe such hearsay.