Artist Rendition of a Possible Pistachio Party

Wednesday 10:45 PM, The Cugino is informed he will not be attending his first Pistachio Party at Kincade’s bar. The culprit who ruined this dream, none other than Vince of course. Vince, a veteran of many Pistachio Parties, told The Cugino that he would be attending his first ever Pistachio party tonight and then left The Cugino at home. The Cugino was very upset and commented on Vince’s whereabouts, “He is prob getting [expletive deleted] in the [expletive deleted].”

This post is yet another post that continues to tarnish Vince’s reputation.

In the past Booyow.net has reported many stories of how friends betrayed other friends, but this is simply despicable. Stocker betrayed his fellow countrymen by seceding and joining the South in order to stay with a woman. One Booyow reader, who decided to remain anonymous, stated, “I was very shocked when I learned Stocker seceded from the Union to be with this woman. I feel hurt as he never accepted Serbian Nationalist status for me when he repeatedly betrayed [asked for name to be disclosed] by talking to me everyday.”

A Halo team divided cannot stand against itself.

Booyow.net would like to wish Vince good luck as he journeys on a Crusade. We hope that he is safe on his voyage to the Holy Land.

Booyow.net signed Bruno to bring his Jerk of the Day column to the main page.

One of the drawbacks of the signing is the need for advertisements to cover the Six American Dollars it cost for the column.

Many of Bruno’s college friends visited him to celebrate this momentous occasion.

A loyal Booyow.net reader snapped the above photo which confirmed the rumors that Beslic indeed buys many of his clothes from the future. Beslic, a man whose dress can only be matched by the likes of John and Vince (not including Russo’s skull jacket), was caught in this picture after he traveled back from the future. It has not been confirmed whether Uncle Richie’s DeLorean was ever used to purchase clothes.

Lee Surrenders at Appomattox

Go out and pour one on the curb for all the brothers we lost.

The Cugino claims he has invented a new form of martial arts known as ‘Cugitsu.’

A loyal booyow.net reader alerted booyow that a man in Florida dressed up like The Cugino and claimed to be him. The Impostor Cugino entered and won a beer belly competition, this is false as the Real Cugino is a proud member of a gym that features a ‘boom boom room.’ Many people were fooled by this disguise. Some of the ways he was identified as an impostor was when he ordered food with ‘Cheyenne Pepper’ and not ‘Kanye Pepper.’ In addition, the impostor valued the state of Louisiana at around $500,000 when we all know the true value is the fair price of about $247,0000.