Fred somehow survives an attack from Law Clerks at a PI firm

The scene early Thursday afternoon was truly horrific. Two law clerks, and longtime Booyow.net readers, publicly claimed the owner Booyow.net a tyrant. John declared owner Fred Walz “The Booyow Czar” because of his website booyow.net/john being shut down due to unpaid bills (don’t worry if you haven’t heard of the website, no one has). John also claims Fred did not pay a 100$ debt, on which John charged 5 points per day. This is ridiculous as Fred pays up to Bruno nearly 5 points on every pay check for protection. Fred saw no reason to pay this debt, Booyow.net accountant Vince stated, “If you look at the server bills, by the time Fred owed John the 100$, John owed Fred well over 470$, of which he never paid anything. Uncle Dennis once told me that a man always has to pay his debt. The way I see it, John owed Fred money, not the other way around. A similar situation once happened with Uncle Chucky and Franky. Franky originally broke Chucky’s hot tub (well over 1000$) and Chucky lost a 10$ bet to Franky, both parties agreed Chucky did not owe Franky anything.”

Bruno and Fred also had difference over the deletion of a user comment on a Local Man post, the argument was short lived, the result was Bruno leaving and not writing any more Jerk of the Day posts. Booyow.net is looking to amend this relationship and negotiate a new contract for the popular article.

An alleged sighting of St. Vincent the Converter

337 CE – Constantine converts to Christianity

2009 CE – Vince converts local populace of Bridgeport to Christianity

Following a very popular article which labeled him a ‘a church going man’, Booyow.net has learned Vince is in consideration for Sainthood.

A man that attends church every Sunday and is godfather to not only one, but two children, Vince has indeed lived a holy life. While every mechanic claims his car his worthless and should not be working, divine intervention is the only solution to how it still runs. His latest achievement has been the conversion of many infidel natives of Bridgeport to Christianity. Rumors quickly swirled whether he would be a saint or not, one tip led us to hear his name would be, St. Vincent the Converter.

In other news, Booyow.net applauded for use of alliteration in a story headline.

http://peaced.booyow.net

Country Thunder fans were shocked to hear reports of a sasquatch terrorizing the nearby town of Twin Lakes. The above amateur footage shows the alleged bigfoot wandering the trees near the Pink House. Reports stated the bigfoot would disappear into the forest for period of time then reemerge for a short time, only to again go into the forest. Booyow.net will follow this story to find out if it was a hoax or not, until then, stay clear of the woods in Twin Lakes.

Time Magazine Bandit and Douchebag Lawyer Friend show their loot

It comes once a week to the Walz household, the only magazine they receive to read on the toilet, the coveted Time Magazine. While the residents believe they will be able to enjoy the magazine, they are unfortunately wrong. The magazine lasts less than two days in the house because of the above pictured man steals the magazine every time it comes. Although his bathroom at his apartment boasts an impressive reading collection of Lands’ End catalogs and GQs, he still has to satisfy his hunger of bathroom reading material and steal the only magazine the Walz’s own.

Booyow.net was able to get a preview of the people leading Uncle Chucky’s Top 100.

John making a strong presence in his first week at number four. Rumors suggest Vince will continue to slide after Chucky learned that Vince once went on a date with the love of Chucky’s life, “Shawna.” The Cugino, who has been on a slide for quite some time, continues to fall ever since Chucky regarded his gut as, “A blimp that is about to explode.”

Heap and McNair celebrate their victory over Team Gilgamesh in 2006

Booyow.net would like to pay its respects to Steve McNair. Although he did not play for Car Ram Rod, McNair played a key role in the 06 championship game against Team Gilgamesh. McNair threw 4 completions to Todd Heap for 50 yards, helping Car Ram Rod secure a victory over the scrub team it played in the championship.

Everyone should heed to the advice of Caruso and remember that, “THIS IS AMERICA!!!”

“E Pluribus Unum ” – Don King