The Cugino has followed up this film with a new hit called ‘The Waterboy’. In it, he plays a man destined to keep the CFD thirst quenched, and does a great job of it.

Booyow.net would like to extend ‘A’ congratulatory note to Bruno on his A in evidence.

Keep up the good work!

Obviously, security was not called.

Booyow.net would like to congratulate Caruso for gaining the #1 spot. Two huge surprises to the rankings; Russo making a strong appearance at #4 by giving discounts to Uncle Chucky on plain chicken breasts and Fred falling in the rankings because the Cugino tricked him.

As expected, The Cugino continues to fall down the rankings, much of the drop in the rankings is attributed to the fact he has no idea what he’s doing when it comes to the construction of houses. The Cugino cannot cut things down (lack of knowledge of a chainsaw, see chainsaw backwards incident Summer 2009), he does not have a proper pair of Timberland Steel Toe boots, and takes excessive Union Breaks.

A tan that only rivals Russo.

Cugino attempts to saves one of the last surviving giraffes from a gator

Giraffes are about to be extinct.

The Cugino returned from a safari late this afternoon to tell the horrible news to his friends. Vince informed Booyow.net that the Cugino told him, “You know I wouldnt go after your big game, I know giraffes are extinct.” The culprit for the sudden extinction? Alligators. The Cugino informed Vince that, “in some countries, gators eat giraffes.” He then went on a giraffe saving mission, killing any gator that approached a giraffe. In the above picture, Cugino is wearing his safari gear and looks to kill a gator with a knife.

Booyow.net will continue to pray for the world’s giraffe population as the Cugino continues his efforts to save them.

The annual feast of Velika Gospa is this Saturday August 15, 2009. The “Mogi Feast”, as many local hooligans call it, is a time of fun for many of the residents of Bridgeport. Thousands flock to the feast to have a good time, and some even take the partying a little bit too far as this man did years ago. Unfortunately, the above photograph shows that one of the negative byproducts of the feast, trash left around the neighborhood. The unidentified owner of the above Nissan Altima had his car surrounded by Miller Lite and Amstel Light cans last year. While many of the other cars on the block near the Old Folks’ Home did not have any trash, this one car mysteriously had massive amounts of cans and cases around it.

The Booyow.net investigatory team will continue to reseaerch this situation to see whether the owner’s car has the same pattern of Miller Lite and Amstel Light cans around it.

In other news, the case in the picture looks eerily similar to the garbage can Pukeasauras Rex threw up into.

While contemplating a situation I was dealing with today, the following band name came to me:

The Gin Shits

Spotch gives a thumbs up as he and Drew celebrate the victory over Car Ram Rod

Monday Night, December 13th, 2004, The final game before Fantasy Playoffs.

Car Ram Rod and the Jaundice Babies compete for the final spot, in a game that will forever haunt Car Ram Rod owner Fred Walz.

Trailing the Jaundice Babies 101.86 to 77.71, Fred held much confidence in starting Trent Green and Derrick Blaylock (who subbed in for injured Priest Holmes), against Drew Bennet, Jaundice Babies’ third wide receiver. The team recieved 26.7 points from starting running back D. Davis. Many fantasy analysts have argued over this game for many years, claiming a #1 QB and #2 RB would easily outscore a #3 WR for a victory. This Trent Green in his prime, way before John Walz killed both his career and his father.

Treen Green’s 23.6 and Derrick Blaylock’s 13.56 points were not enough to overcome the Jaundice Babies as Drew Bennett stat line of 15 receptions for 233 yards and 3 touchdowns scored 41.03 points, Car Ram Rod subsequently missed the playoffs.

Car Ram Rod is looking to finally get past this defeat as Drew Bennett will never be able to hurt them again.

Tony to John,
“John looks like one of those things on the farm that scares crows away.”

Matthew makes a rare non fantasy football related appearance at a Bridgeport bar.

Russo is spotted preparing 8.79$ a piece meatballs.