Yet another woman falls victim to the Gator

In honor of the Cugino’s new saying of,

“Once you go Gator, you know you want it later!”

Booyow.net has decided to devote a whole entire week to the Cugino, Croc Week. Tonight we will be showing the true story of the Gator in Lake Flacid*.

*Lake Flacid was Booyow.net contributor Bruno’s idea.

After investigating birthday weeks, Booyow.net has decided that John, Stocker, and the Cugino’s birthday week is actually ranked 4th among most important birthday weeks.

The real 3rd most important birthday week is that of Caruso March 7, and Spotch and Tommy, both on March 14.

You might ask why a frat person’s birthday would be important, it isn’t, he’s got a championship.

After much deliberation, The Cugino’s Fireman themed cake beat out Stocker’s Carrie Underwood themed cake and John’s Law School themed cake.

Booyow.net would like to make a celebratory post for the Birthday week of John October 16 (26), The Cugino October 18 (43), and Stocker October 19 (24).

The Birthday week of these three gentlemen is the 3rd most important of the year, trailing only the first most important week of Fred and Larson December 23rd, Jesus Christ December 25th, and finally the culmination of the week with Vince December 28th. Furthermore, they also trail the 2nd most important birthday week of Robert E. Lee January 19th, Stonewall Jackson January 21st, and Neil Diamond January 24th.

Unfortunately, since they are the 3rd most important birthday week, poor planning has made their birthday plans at a Mexican restaurant before going out. Booyow.net has planned to make a generous donation of Immonium AD to all guests attending said party.

Outrageous. Unjust. Unfair.

These words describe what we here at Booyow.net felt when we heard of the hike in Bruno’s laundry tokens from 2 American Dollars to 4 American Dollars.

Bruno, a long time reader and contributor to Booyow.net, did not feel the need to pay the unfair amount for laundry tokens. Being the avid explorer, athlete, and outdoors man, he decided to take matters into his own hands. Most of his weekend was spent researching the whereabouts of 4 Dollar Tokens and he found a secret map to a treasure that holds millions of dollars in 4 Dollar Tokens. Seen above, Bruno is at an undisclosed location searching for the elusive treasure.

Booyow.net will continue to follow this story and send any aid or information to its long time fan, and employee.

Best of luck Bruno!

The fantasy season is a quarter of the way over so I thought I’d be cute and give out the Quarter of the Year Awards.

Steal of the Draft…so far: Steve Smith (NYG). Russo looks pretty smart right about now.

Bust of the Draft…so far: Eddie Royal. Heralded as the next Wes Welker in Josh McDaniels’ system, Royal’s four game totals land on 8 receptions for 58 yards. That’s a bad game for Wes Welker…

Best Start of the Year…so far: Mike Sims-Walker vs. Tennessee 10/4 – Willy. Willy knew Jacksonville was going to abandon the run game and let David Garrard throw it all over the place. Tennessee also has the worst pass defense in the NFL. Great start.

Worst Start of the Year…so far: Tedd Ginn Jr. vs. San Diego 9/27 – John: Coming off an 11 catch for 108 yard performance you just knew Ted Ginn was going to suck the next week. He wound up with 0 for 0. It also sucks that John had Santana Moss vs Detroit sitting on his bench. He finished with 10 for 178 and 1.

Biggest Surprise…so far: Desean Jackson: In three games Jackson has 12 for 259 and 2 and a return td. This is a huge surprise because Desean Jackson sucks and is a glorified Devin Hester (in my opinion). He’s also doing this with Kevin “Corn on the” Kolb. Hey Desean, Earth is calling, you guys have a meeting after your bye.

Players who are going to produce for the rest of the year and get you into the playoffs when you wouldn’t believe they could possibly be good: Rashard Mendenhall, Mike-Sims Walker, Brent Celek, Johnny Knox, Donnie Avery (yea, going out on a limb but I think he’s going to be pretty good the rest of the way)

Also, Woody and I have continued our 4-5 year run of making at least one trade per year. I will receive Santonio Holmes while Woody gets Ray Rice. I’m loaded at rb, Woody’s loaded at wr. It’s a good trade that helps us both fill our needs.

Prediction for the Playoffs: Four teams that make it in no particular order: Willy, Woody, Roti, Russo. You can’t stray from DP3. Deviance………..what is it????? ~ NB

- Waterboy
- Environmentalist
- Martial Artist
- Superhero

These are but few of the many faces of the Cugino, but now he finally proved he is a true Renaissance Man.

Recently Vince took a photograph holding a lobster claiming he was the greatest at capturing the elusive creature, but the Cugino saw otherwise,

“First of all the cugino is the lobster catching king and second of all vince better watch his lil shrimp that lobster looks a lil hungry!!!”

To prove that he is truly a Renaissance Man, the Cugino captured and cooked a lobster while fighting a fire at the same time. Rumors cannot be confirmed whether the Cugino is really a fireman, or whether this is just another myth such as the size of “The Gator”, which only appeared in an iPhone picture that was mysteriously deleted.