When asked if he remembered why he was grinding his feet in Eddie’s couch,
Caruso commented, “Cause Eddie could buy another one.”
See, Caruso never just did things just to do them, come on, what is he gonna do? Just all of a sudden jumped up and grind his feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on. Caruso has a little more sense than that. To this Caruso replied, “Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch.
“Yes, I am that serious about ruining Thanksgiving.”
Traditional Gravy Recipe:
– 1/4 pan drippings or margarine
– 2 cups water
– 2 tsp. flavored bouillon granules or 2 cubes
– 1/4 cup flour
Unfortunately for those gathered at a successful web entrepreneur’s house this Thanksgiving, none of the participants will be eating gravy with flour in it. The reason? Bruno, a prominent law student at Kent Law School, does not have the proper organs to digest flour because of his crippling celiac disease. The only satisfaction the non-celiacs get is that at some point in the meal, the Doctor will dip his bread into Bruno’s gravy, infecting it with gluten and making it useless to Bruno.
What a jerk!
Stocker In His Usual Camping Position (click to view larger image)
Stockdawg08 and BigDoubleDizzle have officially retired from Halo in order to play Modern Warfare 2. The team would not disclose why they stopped playing Halo, citing only personal reasons. They have immediately made an impact on the Modern Warfare 2 world in the first few days of their online play. Team Captain Stockdawg08 said, “The M16 three shot burst (3SB) reminds me a lot of the battle rifle in Halo, it was a really easy transition for me from Halo to MW2. The thing that shocked me little was the ease of BigDoubleDizzle’s transition from Ps3 to Xbox360. Come on, in his first game on Xbox360 he had a 12 kill streak and ended up 27-11 on top of stats.”
BigDoubleDizzle, not pictured, stated, “When you’re a complete player like I am, you can play on the PC, PS3, or Xbox360, and be the best on all. My online gaming skills remind me of Vince when he was at his peak at age 17, not the former shadow of himself at a depressing soon to be 24. Stockdawg and I have very contrasting styles, I choose to run around and die, whilst he chooses to sit and camp.” When asked whether the BigDoubleDizzle approved of Stockdawg08′s camping, he painfully said, “It kinda reminds me when my dad used to tell me I’m not mad about it, I’m more upset.”
The team looks to put in atleast 6-8 hours of online play on Wednesday. Booyow.net would like to wish them best of luck!
Thoughts and prayers go out to Bruno as he continues his week long stay of seclusion from society.
I’m standing there I’m thinking, “This nigga really has lost his fucking mind.” First of all, you don’t slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up, “I challenge you to a duel.” They would have a gunfight after that, somebody had to go!
