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Man Loses Hat Over Lack of Commitment

Late Sunday evening, Vince Arrigo left a competitive game of monopoly to go to an undisclosed location. The above picture shows one of the players chasing Vince outside to make him keep his commitment to play, but unfortunately he lost his hat because of it. The man commented, “I did not lose the hat from the breeze of the car speeding away … I lost it because when a man makes a commitment to play monopoly, he sticks it out no matter how long or boring the game is.” Many people believe he left the game because two other players each controlled a monopoly.

Rumors are swirling that he will also miss tonight’s volleyball game, but Booyow.net refuses to believe such hearsay.

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March 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm
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