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DePaul Alum Outshines Tier One Alumni Cousins


Fred hard at work studying (Not Pictured: John and Bruno playing grab ass)

For years both DePaul Alumni Fred (you can’t handle me) and Fred (successful web entrepreneur) have heard from their cousins, who went to Marquette and Fordham, that their education was sub par. John and Bruno claim that since DePaul is not a real university, because it is not deemed a tier one school. Fred (successful web entrepreneur) always had the last laugh stating his massive GPA of 3.58 (including a 3.72 in Economics), but now Fred (you can’t handle me) can also join that club.

Recently, Fred, John, and Bruno all took Professional Responsibility in law school, the grades were as follows:
Fred: A-
Bruno: C+
John: C-

When Booyow.net reached all three for comment, only Fred answered out question stating,

I work hard for my grades. I received an A- in a class during the fantasy football season, do you know how hard that is? To balance my line up and study at the same time? It is very difficult. While I’m studying in the library, John and Bruno are at their ‘law job’ playing grab ass (evidence, here, here, and here). They should really start to hit the books before their GPAs begin to drop. I haven’t felt this good since my 96% on Scott Bucking’s Fertile Crescent Final.

Last 5 posts by fred

January 14, 2010 at 7:40 pm
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  • January 14, 2010 at 10:09 pmBruno

    Horseplay at your job is acceptable as long as you get your work done. Now, a job is — never mind, I don’t want to ruin the surprise.

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