From the people who brought you the BTAOC comes a book whose importance rivals only the Bible.

301 Ways To Be A Cugino.

Some excerpts from the book,

#1, A Cugino never cock blocks another Cugino

#141, A Cugino owns a pair of work boots

#202, A Cugino looks similar to Vince, but with brown eyes

It is not know if the facts are in a random order, or whether they are ranked in most important.