Dutch arrives on 36th and Halsted to save John from a BVT Beatdown

Chaos engulfed the small neigborhood of Bridgeport late Monday evening as a fight between two potential lawyers almost went completely out of control. John posted a humorous picture of BVT and BVT responded with a threat. Not knowing where to go, John decided to call the internet police for rescue.

Luckily for John, the internet police never showed, the Dutchman showed instead. Dutch immedietely took control of the situation seperating John and BVT. It took him a long time to defuse the situation as John and BVT continued to hurl insults at each other. Using his expert negotiation skills, Dutch gave each party involved a special DVD from his immense porn collection. Dutch commented, “Brother, all I wanted to do was get out of there as quick as possible, I was hungry. I wanted to jump on a #8 at Jimmy John’s, nothing on it, double meat, if that means I have to give some DVDs out of my expansive collection, I’ll do it.” Rumors are being spread that Dutch is on standby in case another argument erupts between the two potential lawyers.

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