Dr. Phil comforts a grieving Vince

History was made early Sunday afternoon when Vince cried for the first time ever during a screening of 2012. Near the end of the movie one of the characters thinks John Cusack has died, but it is revealed seconds later that he is not dead. The people watching the movie then heard an unfamiliar noise coming from Vince, then saw what they couldn’t believe. John, a mediocre law student, reported what happened next, “We all heard a sniffling noise coming from Vince, we thought it was maybe a cough. We then saw a tear come from his eye, I couldn’t believe it.”

Booyow.net was able to reach Vince for his comments on the situation, “I didn’t know what was going on, I felt this feeling in my heart I’ve never felt before, it was truly strange. After the warm sensation in my heart, my chin began to wobble, I thought I was going through a heart attack or a seizure. Then all of a sudden, this warm liquid came out of my eye socket, I almost panicked and I was scared … I turned around asked what happened, my friends told me that the strange liquid was actually called a ‘tear’ and they come out in times of extreme emotion, I had no idea what either word meant.”

Scientists were later called in to analyze Vince’s tears.

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