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Uncle Dennis Upset Over Vampire Weekend Misunderstanding


Uncle Dennis’ vision of a true Vampire Weekend may never occur

Late Saturday afternoon the players of the mediocore adult pop warner hockey league team The Warriors gathered in the Stanley Club to discuss their last game and current events. The most controversial topic was how John scored a goal and Vince only scored a lucky junk time goal, which probably shouldn’t have even counted. Furthermore, John also leads Vince in points this season, disgrace. John also brought up how “Vampire Weekend was going to be on the radio.” Uncle Dennis, an avid lover of monster themed music, was thoroughly excited and stated, “What is that, when the music station plays all vampire related music all weekend?” John then told Uncle Dennis how Vampire Weekend was infact a band, not a weekend dedicated to Vampire music.

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March 15, 2010 at 1:38 pm
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