In what came as a surprise to most of the graduating class of 2009, BVT topped Willy for valedictorian at Clown College DePaul University.  While Willy posted an impressive 3.58 GPA, BVT blew past him with a 7.83 GPA.  Rumors began to swirl as to just how it was possible for BVT to eclipse Willy’s stout GPA.  Some believe it was BVT’s choice of major (Astronomy) as being the reason for the huge gap. “You know,” said Willy, “maybe I should not have spent so much time sculpting my massive biceps and hit the books harder.  It’s hard to beat BVT, especially given his major.  I mean, the guy spends the majority of his time in outer space.”

BVT was updating his facebook status and could not be reached for comment.

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